Chuck Norris’s blood pressure is measured in volts per kilogram.

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Chuck Norris covers his Slip’n Slide with GRAVEL.

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Chuck Norris invented the hammer when he was tired of using his forehead to slam nails into wood.

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Chuck Norris owns all of the No.1 pencils.

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Chuck Norris employs a stunt double for his crying scenes.

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The real secret to the success of Girls Gone Wild is that Chuck Norris is the camera man.

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Chuck Norris was kicked out of the Army for never carrying a weapon into battle.

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Chuck Norris plays Minesweeper with REAL MINES.

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Dr.Pepper is Chuck Norris’s personal physician.

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