January 2012
9 posts
Chuck Norris's blood pressure is measured in volts...
Jan 6th
3 notes
Chuck Norris covers his Slip'n Slide with GRAVEL.
Jan 6th
Chuck Norris invented the hammer when he was tired...
Jan 6th
1 note
Chuck Norris owns all of the No.1 pencils.
Jan 6th
1 note
Chuck Norris employs a stunt double for his crying...
Jan 6th
4 notes
The real secret to the success of Girls Gone Wild...
Jan 6th
1 note
Chuck Norris was kicked out of the Army for never...
Jan 6th
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Chuck Norris plays Minesweeper with REAL MINES.
Jan 6th
1 note
Dr.Pepper is Chuck Norris's personal physician.
Jan 6th
May 2011
18 posts
Chuck Norris routinely crushes cans on his...
May 21st
Chuck Norris is the reason why 'Jack' is in a box.
May 21st
4 notes
When life gives Chuck Norris lemons, he makes...
May 21st
The fatalities in 'Mortal Kombat' are actually...
May 21st
1 note
Chuck Norris was invited to play a game of capture...
May 21st
1 note
Chuck Norris can win a Jump Rope Championship just...
May 21st
Jesus Christ could walk on water, but Chuck Norris...
May 21st
Chuck Norris penned "If you're happy and you know...
May 21st
Chuck Norris can squeeze apple juice out of a...
May 21st
Chuck Norris can make an entire bag of microwave...
May 21st
Roosters crow in the morning to warn everyone that...
May 21st
Chuck Norris has a closet full of exploding pants.
May 21st
Chuck Norris irons his shirt while he's still...
May 21st
Chuck Norris was once charged with three counts of...
May 21st
"High tide" and "Low tide" actually refer to the...
May 21st
Chuck Norris owns a custom belt-sander with three...
May 21st
Chuck Norris can do a handstand with both hands...
May 21st
Chuck Norris once pulled a building out of a...
May 21st
April 2011
27 posts
When Chuck Norris drinks, he never throws up, he...
Apr 28th
Chuck Norris was offered a part on the TV show...
Apr 28th
Chuck Norris can break-dance on thin ice.
Apr 28th
Chuck Norris's Rice Krispies don't pop until he...
Apr 28th
In his will, Chuck Norris has specified that if...
Apr 28th
Chuck Norris has been to Mars, and that's why...
Apr 28th
The only thing that gets between Chuck Norris and...
Apr 28th
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around...
Apr 28th
There's Strong, Then there's Army Strong, Then...
Apr 28th
If at first you don't succeed, YOU OBVIOUSLY...
Apr 28th
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a...
Apr 28th
Chuck Norris can watch a season of 24 in just...
Apr 28th
Chuck Norris jizzes out lightning bolts.
Apr 28th
Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing...
Apr 28th
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Apr 28th
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still...
Apr 28th
Chuck Norris once defeated a steam train in a...
Apr 28th
Chuck Norris eats the core of an apple, FIRST.
Apr 28th
Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in...
Apr 28th
Some kids piss their name in the snow, Chuck...
Apr 28th
Giraffes were created after Chuck Norris...
Apr 28th
Chuck Norris once got a girl pregnant after phone...
Apr 28th
Chuck Norris can play Russian Roulette with a...
Apr 28th