January 2012
9 posts
Chuck Norris's blood pressure is measured in volts...
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Chuck Norris covers his Slip'n Slide with GRAVEL.
Jan 6th
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Chuck Norris invented the hammer when he was tired...
Jan 6th
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Chuck Norris owns all of the No.1 pencils.
Jan 6th
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Chuck Norris employs a stunt double for his crying...
Jan 6th
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The real secret to the success of Girls Gone Wild...
Jan 6th
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Chuck Norris was kicked out of the Army for never...
Jan 6th
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Chuck Norris plays Minesweeper with REAL MINES.
Jan 6th
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Dr.Pepper is Chuck Norris's personal physician.
Jan 6th
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